that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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