I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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