Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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