So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we should paint friendship bongs
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