I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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