Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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