A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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