1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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