I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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