don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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