coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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