whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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