i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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