he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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