how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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