She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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