my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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