mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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