As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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