Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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