How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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