Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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