Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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