i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We need a shit load of segways right now
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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