I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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