the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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