Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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