I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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