Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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