weddingsv make me drug and hornr
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I want a musical about memes.
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