They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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