you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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