Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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