I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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