So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize