I can tuck mytits in my pants
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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