K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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