this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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