Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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