office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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