wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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