you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he fucked my hip out of place.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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