your thong is hanging out like whoa
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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