She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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