You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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