dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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