Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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