It's like God shit irony all over that family
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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