He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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