It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My bed smells like the plague
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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