Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
