My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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