Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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