Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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