You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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